Description
Your cat sits on your laptop not just for warmth or attention, but to prevent you from interacting with the outside world. After all, isn't the main reason to have a cat so you don't have to waste time developing normal human relationships?
If you spent a third of your life licking yourself, you too would occasionally forget to stick your tongue back in your face.
Eating grass has medicinal purposes, and most cats believe grass should be legalized.
The cat feels bad about barfing on your bed...because now it must get to up to go sleep on your clean laundry instead.
About the Author
Jeremy Greenberg is the best-selling author of 9 humor books, an award-winning parenting blogger, as well as an internationally headlining stand-up comedian and joke writer. When not traveling, Jeremy is at home in San Diego demonstrating alpha-male behavior to his twin, eight-year-old sons--mostly by saying "Whatever" and leaving the room every time his wife says that he's incorrectly loaded the dishwasher. www.jeremygreenberg.com
Book Information
ISBN 9781449427047
Author Jeremy Greenberg
Format Paperback
Page Count 64
Imprint Andrews McMeel Publishing
Publisher Andrews McMeel Publishing
Weight(grams) 139g
Dimensions(mm) 152mm * 155mm * 8mm