Here's a poetry collection by comedy performance poet Neal Zetter that takes you back to his time at school - and it looks as if not much has changed! Meet Mr Shoutyteacher, always getting in a STROP, as well as the school nose-picker (careful if he's sitting next to you!). What's your excuse for not doing your home-work? Who feels like maths is a number-filled mystery? What's your favourite sport - football in the playground or risk the dangers of roller-skating? Rap and rhyme your way around all the notable characters in school, not forgetting the members of your own embarrassing family. And look out for jokes as well as fascinating facts (true or false?).

About the Author

Neal Zetter has been using poetry writing and performance to develop literacy, confidence, self-expression and creativity in 3 to 103 year-olds for over twenty years and his book Bees in My Bananas won the 2015 Wishing Shelf Independent Book Award.

Emily Ford is a freelance illustrator from Cumbria and collaborated with Stevie Westgarth to create Troika's Aife and Stray: Seven Style Secrets for a Perilous Party. She has recently illustrated Riding a Lion, Coral Rumble's poetry collection, for Troika.

Book Information
ISBN 9781909991576
Author Neal Zetter
Format Paperback
Page Count 96
Imprint Troika Books
Publisher Troika Books