Description
'Deliciously funny and highly impudent' - Jon Culshaw
FEATURES ILLUMINATING NEW MATERIAL about the original Partygate: a boozy shindig Boris threw while Eton was in the grip of a flu epidemic. Read on for deeper insight into Johnson's psychology, and the hubris and hedonism that would characterise his premiership. Unfortunately for Britain, the teenager isn't too different from the man...
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'My dearest, darling, dapper, dashing Diary,
What ho! 'Tis I, the man of the moment (and, indeed, of every moment), Boris Johnson. Today was a balmy summer one, and so your devoted diarist opted to recline upon the bank of the Thames, reflecting on glories of the previous twelvemonth. Naturally, my second year at Eton has been an unbroken string of victories and vindications. I outwitted my rivals, wrote every essay at the last moment, and snuck a metric tonne of Curly Wurlies from the tuck shop. And I only expect to achieve more in the coming year. To paraphrase that fine Olympic slogan: Citius, Altius, Fortius, Borius!'
About the Author
Lucien Young is a comedy writer who has worked on various TV programmes, including BBC Three's Siblings and Murder in Successville. He was born in Newcastle in 1988 and read English at the University of Cambridge, where he was a member of the world-famous Footlights Club. His previous books are The Secret Diary of Boris Johnson Aged 13 1/4, Alice in Brexitland, Trump's Christmas Carol, The Secret Diary of Jeremy Corbyn, and #Sonnets.
Book Information
ISBN 9781529406658
Author Lucien Young
Format Paperback
Page Count 208
Imprint Quercus Publishing
Publisher Quercus Publishing
Weight(grams) 149g
Dimensions(mm) 196mm * 128mm * 16mm
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