The perfect stocking filler for frustrated commuters everywhere!

Commuting is hell -- this is your survival guide

Delays, price rises, leaves on the line, rail replacement bus services, snowflakes, sunshine, rain, the list of excuses is endless. Forget enjoyment, commuting is about survival. This is your guide to getting to work and back again with your sanity intact.

Packed with quizzes (what kind of commuter are you?), trivia (the dirtiest seats on the Underground), tips and techniques (seat etiquette, armpit dodging), a commuter's lexicon (Comfort paradox, Seat remorse), complaint letter templates and more, this is everything you need to channel your fury and make the best of the journey to work.


This book is a call to arms and a sign of solidarity amongst commuters. Whenever you see a fellow traveller with a copy, give them the secret sign of the commuter: ignore them completely. But inside you both will know that you are part of a silent army.

We are commuters. We are coming. But we will probably be at least half an hour late.

A commuting compendium for the bored and desperate

About the Author
Jon Swan has written many humour books, including the bestselling Man Walks Into a Bar. When he's not writing, there's nothing he enjoys more than packed trains, rail replacement bus services and chock-a-block traffic jams.

Reviews
The train now arriving on platform one is on fire. Passengers are advised not to board this train. * Bournemouth train station *
We are sorry to announce the cancellation of the 8.16 to Bedford. This is due to slippery rain * Thameslink *
A Wallaby on the line between Huddersfield and Stalybridge is causing delays * National Rail *



Book Information
ISBN 9781785037474
Author Jonathan Swan
Format Hardback
Page Count 96
Imprint Pop Press
Publisher Ebury Publishing
Weight(grams) 103g
Dimensions(mm) 184mm * 116mm * 12mm