Like all women, Jackie knows life would be perfect if only she had a small bum, sticky-up bosoms and didn't grow a moustache once a month . . . Chart her progress as she perfects the art of feeling shitty about every little, and not so little, bit of herself. The potential for self-doubt lies in everything - and it's all her fault.

This is the diary of an ordinary, insecure woman in her thirties, Jacqueline M. Pane.

About the Author
Arabella Weir is a comic writer and performer. She appears regularly on television in various guises - in all of Alexei Sayle's TV series, Harry Enfield & Chums and The Lenny Henry Show - and is also known as part of the BBC's Fast Show team. Her other books are Onwards and Upwards and Stupid Cupid.

Reviews
A very funny and unexpectedly touching novel * JOANNA LUMLEY *
Screamingly funny * WOMAN'S JOURNAL *
Hilarious * COSMOPOLITAN *
Read it and realise you're not alone * ESSENTIALS *



Book Information
ISBN 9780340825532
Author Arabella Weir
Format Paperback
Page Count 224
Imprint Hodder Paperback
Publisher Hodder & Stoughton
Weight(grams) 180g
Dimensions(mm) 196mm * 128mm * 18mm