Let's be honest, staying in is SHITE, but we need to keep that bloody curve down. We're guessing there are a lot of not-very-PC thoughts running through your head right now, such as:

Why is my PISS WIZARD boss emailing me during my home workout?;

Do my kids always behave like total GOBSHITES or just while being home-schooled?;

And why oh why won't this virus just go FUCKETY BYE?

Don't internalise your stress until you're social distancing from the people you live with. Now you can colour yourself calm with COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS, the adult colouring book that says exactly what you think.

About the Author

Becky Glass has had a keen interest in both bollocks and colouring for quite some time. In the summer of 2005 she swore accidentally, and was surprised to find herself more relaxed than before. From that moment on, swearing became a source not only of stress relief, but also of joy. Never one to miss an opportunity for philanthropy, Becky began sketching the best swear words so that others could share in their cathartic powers.

COLOUR MY BOLLOCKS is the culmination of a great journey of self-discovery, danger, romance and intrigue that has taken place over the past decade. Although the story simply contains too many swear words to be written down, she will tell it to you if you ever meet in person.

Book Information
ISBN 9781398700796
Author Becky Glass
Format Paperback
Page Count 64
Imprint Trapeze
Publisher Orion Publishing Co
Weight(grams) 211g
Dimensions(mm) 188mm * 248mm * 10mm