'Classic Classroom Clangers' is a hilarious collection of hundreds of true, side-splitting anecdotes from the world of education.There are the bloopers made by pupils in exams:'The first thing a doctor has to do when a baby is born is to cut the biblical cord.'And the gaffes of teachers:'Whenever I open my mouth some fool speaks.'There are the letters from tender parents:'I am asking you not to use corporal punishment on George. We never do except in self-defence.'As well as the proclamations of nursery tots:'All things bright and beautiful, all Teachers great and small.'All will have you rolling in the corridors with laughter.



A hilarious collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.

SCIENCE
Vacuum: a large empty space where the Pope lives
Germinate: to become a naturalised German
NATURE STUDY
Fish swim about in shawls
HISTORY
Q: With what do you connect the name Baden-Powell?
A: With a hyphen
THE NOTICE BOARD
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Following on from 'Classroom Clangers', this book provides another humourous collection of howlers and gaffes from the world of education.

About the Author
Vincent Shanley lives in Billingham, Stockton-on-Tees, where, from 1985 until 1995, he was headteacher at St Michael's Comprehensive School. Since then, he has enjoyed success with two best-sellers, Classroom Clangers and Football Shorts.


Book Information
ISBN 9781861053336
Author Vincent Shanley
Format Paperback
Page Count 185
Imprint Robson Books Ltd
Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
Weight(grams) 213g
Dimensions(mm) 198mm * 130mm * 13mm