Description
Ever wondered what on earth your dad is saying? You're not alone.
Boring Things Dad Says is the ultimate dad de-coder capturing the mystery, quirks and humour of fatherhood. It's also the best dad de-coder you'll ever buy, helping you quickly translate boring things they say into simple, everyday language. For example...
What Dad Says: "Have you done your homework?"
What Dad Means: "Please don't ask me how to do long division."
Packed with classic dad phrases, eye-roll-worthy dad jokes, and spot-on observations, this laugh-out-loud guide is the perfect funny gift for dads of all shapes and sizes.
You'll find chapters on essential subjects such as:
* The golf trip
* Meeting the boyfriend/girlfriend
* The shed
* Grandchildren
* Christmas
Whether you're looking for a funny stocking filler for 'hard to buy for' men or a gag gift for a new dad, Boring Things Dad Says is the perfect present for birthdays, Christmas and Father's Day.
About the Author
Rupert Baxter is a former IT technician turned writer. He lives in Milton Keynes with his long-suffering wife and three children. Beyond writing, Baxter has a passion for garden landscaping and swears the new water feature is nearly finished. Boring Things Dad Says is his first book. Baxter has high hopes that it will be a Sunday Times bestseller.
Book Information
ISBN 9781804953358
Author Rupert Baxter
Format Paperback
Page Count 160
Imprint Penguin (Cornerstone)
Publisher Cornerstone
Weight(grams) 120g
Dimensions(mm) 198mm * 129mm * 10mm
