Description
'She always had high hopes for him. Did he manage to graduate after his resits?'
'Him?! He's thick. Would be as useless as a lifeguard in a carwash.'
This is a classic collection of the best humour that Scotland has to offer - off-the-cuff and straight from the street. Packed full of wit and verbal gags, you won't even believe most of them. Bestselling author Allan Morrison has spent months surreptitiously eavesdropping and collating over 500 of the best one-liners to produce this incredible collection, an ideal stocking filler to help you chuckle Christmas away.
'When's the next bus then, dearie?'
'Oh, not for an hour.'
'Ach, it'll not take me long to wait for that.'
The perfectly formed humour title of the year everyone already wants
About the Author
Allan Morrison is the author of 13 books with sales well in advance of a quarter of a million copies. Media appearances include Richard and Judy, The One Show and the Fred McAuley Show. Allan is a Rotarian and a very popular after-dinner speaker. Now retired, he enjoys raising funds for local charities and bagging Munros.
Reviews
'Loved, loved, loved...this brilliant collection of conversations overheard in Scotland's towns and cities' * Daily Record *
Book Information
ISBN 9780755319497
Author Allan Morrison
Format Paperback
Page Count 192
Imprint Hachette Books Scotland
Publisher Headline Publishing Group
Weight(grams) 145g
Dimensions(mm) 166mm * 131mm * 17mm