Description
The most scandalous Royal book of the year
In a rapidly changing world the Royal Family own swathes of the country, most of the seabed and more money than anyone could ever spend. It is the role of the Chamberlain of the NDAs to keep things that way.
From transgressions to successions, travesties to majesties, follow eighteen months in the life of trusted toady Fenton Footlicker Esquire as he takes Queen Elizabeth to rehab, foils a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp and runs a counter-espionage unit of royal lookalikes - the Crown Duals.
Fenton knows better than anyone that without the monarchy UK tourism would instantly collapse. Which is why he calls himself the Royal Flush: because he always cleans up the messes his charges leave behind.
(Almost!) True Stories from Inside the Royal Family
About the Author
Henry Morris is a personal trainer and rave promoter, and author of the infamous Diary of a Secret Tory MP. He lives in Frogmore Cottage.
Follow him on Twitter @secrettory12
Reviews
'Henry Morris is incapable of writing a not-brilliant sentence' Caitlin Moran
'Crowns, tiaras and brilliant satire - it's the best of British!' Chris Packham
Book Information
ISBN 9780008641788
Author Henry Morris
Format Hardback
Page Count 256
Imprint Mudlark
Publisher HarperCollins Publishers
Weight(grams) 460g
Dimensions(mm) 222mm * 141mm * 30mm
