Description
In the age of Tinder, Hinge, or any other dating app that matches you with strangers, the dating game has grown complex and confusing. Cue the Betches-first, we helped you win at basically everything, and now we're going to help you win the most important battle a betch can face: dating.
Maybe you're a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he's just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps you're a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Either way, we've got you covered.
So put away the Ben & Jerry's fro-yo (just because it's low fat doesn't mean it's okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner.
About the Author
Jordana, Aleen, and Samantha are the Founders of Betches Media. Betches started as a website and is now a viral social media and digital humor company.
Reviews
Praise for I Had A Nice Time And Other Lies...
"Guys are a nightmare. Dating is a nightmare. I'm a nightmare. But this book makes sense of it all, which is all I could ask of a romance novel. This was a romance novel right?" -- Babe Walker, New York Times bestselling author of PSYCHOS: A White Girl Problems Book
"A necessity for any girl who doesn't want to die alone. Blunt, irreverent, and oh-so-spot on, I only ever want the cold, hard truth from a betch." -- New York Times bestselling author Jessica Knoll
"Are you a betch looking for love? The meme queens behind online phenom @Betches pack their dating bible with Beyonce quotes, Bridesmaids references...and legit advice." * Cosmopolitan *
Praise for The Betches
"If you're not following [the] Betches already, then what have you even been doing all this time on Instagram?" * Vogue *
"Because we're all a little betchy." * Buzzfeed *
"The creators of Betches Love This tackle life's difficult challenges (frenemies, boyfriends, hangovers) with a satirical guide about 'how to win at basically everything.'" * Marie Claire, on NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE *
"Few . . . skewer the artificial life so sharply." * Rolling Stone *
"[The Betches'] website and bestselling book...are satisfying because they're anthropologically detailed and because they spell out stuff people think but don't always want to say out loud, just like a good shit-talking betch should." * Jezebel, on NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE *
Book Information
ISBN 9781501151101
Author Betches
Format Paperback
Page Count 352
Imprint Gallery
Publisher Simon & Schuster
Weight(grams) 270g
Dimensions(mm) 213mm * 140mm * 23mm
Maybe you're a Delusional Dater who needs to get in touch with reality (seriously, he's just NOT that f***ing into you) or perhaps you're a TGF who needs to stop being so desperate and start playing the game. Either way, we've got you covered.
So put away the Ben & Jerry's fro-yo (just because it's low fat doesn't mean it's okay to eat the whole tub) and start dating like a winner.
About the Author
Jordana, Aleen, and Samantha are the Founders of Betches Media. Betches started as a website and is now a viral social media and digital humor company.
Reviews
Praise for I Had A Nice Time And Other Lies...
"Guys are a nightmare. Dating is a nightmare. I'm a nightmare. But this book makes sense of it all, which is all I could ask of a romance novel. This was a romance novel right?" -- Babe Walker, New York Times bestselling author of PSYCHOS: A White Girl Problems Book
"A necessity for any girl who doesn't want to die alone. Blunt, irreverent, and oh-so-spot on, I only ever want the cold, hard truth from a betch." -- New York Times bestselling author Jessica Knoll
"Are you a betch looking for love? The meme queens behind online phenom @Betches pack their dating bible with Beyonce quotes, Bridesmaids references...and legit advice." * Cosmopolitan *
Praise for The Betches
"If you're not following [the] Betches already, then what have you even been doing all this time on Instagram?" * Vogue *
"Because we're all a little betchy." * Buzzfeed *
"The creators of Betches Love This tackle life's difficult challenges (frenemies, boyfriends, hangovers) with a satirical guide about 'how to win at basically everything.'" * Marie Claire, on NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE *
"Few . . . skewer the artificial life so sharply." * Rolling Stone *
"[The Betches'] website and bestselling book...are satisfying because they're anthropologically detailed and because they spell out stuff people think but don't always want to say out loud, just like a good shit-talking betch should." * Jezebel, on NICE IS JUST A PLACE IN FRANCE *
Book Information
ISBN 9781501151101
Author Betches
Format Paperback
Page Count 352
Imprint Gallery
Publisher Simon & Schuster
Weight(grams) 270g
Dimensions(mm) 213mm * 140mm * 23mm
